I’m Fucking Your Dad!
I must break off our deal because I’m into your dad. Your dad is so comforting and kind and a great conversationalist and you’re just such a fuck boy! No conversation, just sex, and not even great sex. Your dad, however, is amazing. I tell you to your face of all the amazing things your dad does to me and that I do to him. You should really try to be as good as him, or maybe you’ll lose more hot girls to him.