Hey there thanks for wanting to get to know me a little bit better! Well basically I'm just an average house-wife like the lady next door. (yeah right, my neighbors would be laughing out of their seats right now) haha Seriously though I'm a happily married woman for over 20 years, I'm going to be 45 years old (no that's not a "typo") and I'm the proud mother to 5 wonderful kids! (Wow I guess that makes me a M.I.L.F. WhoooHooo) And in case you haven't noticed I have a very witty and sarcastic personality. So please don't mistake my humor for being a bitch. Actually I am very down to earth and easy to get along with as long as I'm fed twice a day : ) While I love getting dressed up and going out to fine restaurants, truth is I am most comfortable wearing my torn jeans, a cotton T-shirt, and my furry slippers while scarfing my face on pizza at home. Basically I am 100% real (except for the fake titties of course) and what you see is what you get. Even my photos are untouched, unless I have a huge zit on my ass or a big booger in my nose! LMAO I spend most of my time during the day cleaning house, doing laundry, and working in my garden. Now that may not sound very exciting to you but truth is I just LOVE my life and wouldn't change it for the world!!! Oh yeah and I like to get naughty no the web, but you already knew that. *Wink*

My Stats, Facts, & Favorites
Name: My real name is Elizabeth. I was born in San Francisco and given up for adoption at birth. I was raised in a catholic family with 5 other adopted children of all races. I am the baby of the family but the toughest!
Age: 44. . . YES you heard me right, I'm 44 years old!!! Ahhh that kind of snuck up.
D.O.B: May 2, 1963 (Taurus) I'm a stubborn little shit with a feisty personality. LOL
Measurements: 34D-25 -34 Yes they are fake! Did you actually think they would look that great after nursing 5 babies? (LOL) I earned these puppies. haha
Muff: Completely shaved! (nothing to get in the way) Mmmm
Height: 5 feet tall (Good things come in small packages right?)
Weight: 120 And NO stretch marks either! Wooo-Hooo!
Nationality: I'm all Italian baby! (with a touch of Irish)
Tattoos: Yes I have 2! Guess where they are? The first one is on the back of my neck and the other in on my big toe.
Body Piercings: Yes I have 2 of those as well. Navel and one down below. It's called a Kristina, very pretty. But other than that I don't wear any jewelry at all. Not even earrings. Besides my two body piercing's jewelry just bugs me.
Education: I'm a high school drop out! I always hated school because I felt like I didn't "fit in" with any of the kids. My parents were poor so I didn't have a lot of nice clothes to wear so that was a kind-of embarrassing too. School was not for me so I left. Went to a continuation school for a while then became a telephone operator when I turned 18 years old. (I lied on my resume and they never checked) hahaha By the way, I was later fired from that job for talking "dirty" with customer.
Religion: I was born & raised as a Catholic but do not practice that anymore. However I am a very spiritual person and have a deep connection with the after life and/or those who cannot cross over. (people refer to them as Ghosts) Yes I have seen many. Not sure I like that but it is a gift and I have grown to understand and accept. I could go on about this but I might scare you. hehehe Oh if you only knew.
Favorite Food: Mexican, Thai, Chinese, a perfectly ripened peach, potato chips in my sandwich, & soggy salad that's been marinated in italian dressing for hours.
Favorite Beverage: Lately I've been really into Red Beer! (Ever heard of them?) You put a splash of tomato juice in a frosty mug full of beer. I just LOVE THEM!!! I also love a nice glass of red wine preferably Merlot.
Favorite Color: Since I was a little girl my favorite color has always been Orange. I just LOVE a beautiful sun set!
Favorite Music: Oldies & Motown 50's & 60's The Temptations are my favorite!!! Recently I just moved to the country so I listen to that now too! Used to HATE country, but now that I live here I admit it just fits the mood.
Favorite perfume: Actually I don't wear any. I love smelling it on other girls but I don't like wearing it for myself. Told you I was simple : )
Sexual Turn-ons: Nothing turns me on more than a mans DEEP voice. I also enjoy soft passionate kissing (usually girls can do that better). Plus I LUUUUV to have my EARS rubbed, tugged, played with, pulled, and massaged! (weird huh?)
Sexual position: I love being on my back with my legs in the air! I guess that's called Missionary. It's comfortable and it works.
Hobbies: First and foremost I just LOVE working in my garden. During spring and summer you can find me there all day. I also enjoy riding on the bitch seat of my mans Harley on a nice warm day! Wooo-Hooo That's right sweetie I am a real biker babe too! And it's hard to keep my top on! hahaha I also like to fish. And yes I bait my own hook. I guess you could say I am a "Master-baiter" hehehe
Exercise/Fitness: While I hate going to the gym (It's just not my thang) I do exercise almost every day by walking through the orchards, lifting small weights at home, and eating healthy except on the weekends. Basically I take good care of myself but don't deprive myself either. So yes I do have my cake and eat it too! hahaha
Sexual Life Style: In case you are wondering NO I am not a swinger. Never have been and I really have no desire to be. While I have no disrespect for anyone who does (many of my good friends do) It's just not for me. Sorry guys I'm old fashioned that way. he-he However I have no problems "playing" with other girls *Wink*